♫ The first second I saw you, everything froze except for my heartbeat. ♫
♫ Oddly, I had to adjust my breathing and suppress my impulses. ♫
♫ Whenever you appear, warm thoughts of you ♫
♫ surrender me whole, and can never escape from your side. ♫
♫ The flaming knife slices into the silent night and ignites it. ♫
♫ My fiery eyes are locked onto my personal contact with yours. I smile. ♫
♫ The moment we clash allows no time for hesitation. ♫
♫ This is a world that does not give an option for failure. ♫
♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫
♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫
♫ What chance? SO.What fate? SO. ♫
♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫
♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫
♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫
♫ What crisis? SO.What feelings? SO. ♫
♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫
♫ Love is not a game.♫
♫ I must do my best.♫
♫ Even if people suffocate,♫
♫ I can't waver. I can't give up. ♫
♫ For love, I'm an eagle. ♫
♫ No one can keep their distance. ♫
♫ I'll wait for you closely. I'll protect you closely. ♫
♫ While loving you, I forget how to love myself. ♫
♫ Even if I have to go against the world. SO. ♫
♫ Even if I stop breathing, I won't let go. SO.♫
♫ What chance? SO.What fate? SO. ♫
♫ Welcome to this crazy game of love. SO. ♫
♫ Don't worry about whether or not this is meaningful. SO. ♫
♫ Even without your approval, I must attack. SO. ♫
♫ What crisis? SO.What feelings? SO. ♫
♫ Welcome to this game of master love guardians. SO. ♫
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I'm ready.
[Count yourself sensible.]
Jiao Ya Zi, I'm already full.
I can't take it anymore.
[I know. Aren't I great?]
What's going on? Have I made a breakthrough?
Have I made a breakthrough?
Miss Jiao.
Jiao Ya Zi.
Where is she?
- Who are you?- I'm Jiao Ya Zi.
Nonsense. Jiao Ya Zi's obviously a beauty.
You ignorant youngster.
If not to help you make a breakthrough,
I wouldn't end up in this state either.
Then what should I do?
I feel so guilty. How can I help you?
Let me hug your youthful flesh.
Continue being old then.
Beautiful women have tragic demises.
I need to have my beauty sleep.
Ah Meng, Brother Human Shield wore the jacket you mended, and I thought that he wouldn't dare wear it out.
What do you mean by that?
I'm joking. He looks as if he rather likes it.
Really? But from what I remember, he doesn't have many clothes.
Could it be that he has nothing else to wear, that's why he's wearing this?
Jiao Ya Zi! Jiao Ya Zi! I have something to ask you.
Jiao Ya Zi, can you come online?
What's up with Brother Human Shield? Why is he acting so strange?
Maybe it's an occupational hazard that bodyguards have. Let's go.
Wait a moment. We haven't solved your problem yet. I'm going there to help you find out Brother Human Shield's feelings.
Xiao Shu, don't-
Is there anyone? Hey!
As your owner, I command you! Jiao Ya Zi!
- Brother Human Shield!- What?
Who'd have thought that you'd look rather good in this jacket?
Oh. Yeah.
Could you let me have a good rest first?
I, a beauty, am about to pass away.
I just want to confirm with you whether my level has increased.
That's right. Your martial arts level-
is already at Black Level.
Looks like, you like Ah Meng's present for you, right?
Huh? Err... yeah.
Black Level? Is it a very powerful level?
The martial arts world differentiates martial arts into Heaven, Earth, Black, and Yellow; four main levels.
You've just been promoted from Yellow to Black.
What? Just the second level?
I got it. It must be that you've no other clothes to wear, that's why you have no choice but to wear this jacket.
This is too embarrassing. What is Xiao Shu doing?
Don't look down on Black Level.
If you don't control it properly, you can beat a person to death.
Looking around you, there's almost no one in this world who can fight with you.
Then are you unsatisfied with this design?
Luckily all this hard work didn't go to waste.
Brother Human Shield, no matter what, this is still Ah Meng's good intentions.
Otherwise, tell me, what kind of design do you like?
Could it be that Xiao Shu's said everything that she's supposed to say and that she's not supposed to say?
That won't do. I need to stop her.
What hard work did you do?! If not for me-
I'm almost out of breath. I'm going to have my beauty sleep.
Your personal matters aren't part of my job. Don't disturb me anymore!
- Jiao Ya Zi!- Feet?
Feet? Could it be that you don't like the design that Ah Meng sewed for you? You like feet designs?
What?
Oh! No, it's not like that.
What do you mean it's not like that? It's obviously that! Big pervert, take off your clothes.
Take them off!
- Take them off!- What are you doing?
Xiao Shu! Take them off!
What are you doing?
Atro-Atrocious! What kind of behaviour is this in broad daylight?
These two- these three people's relationship...
What kind of secret is there?
Let's continue to watch.
- Move aside. Move aside! - I asked you to move aside!
- Clear the area. Clear the area!- You're still looking? Hurry and leave!- Get running!
- Brother Liang.- Bro-Bro-Bro Li-...
Morning! My dear Yao Yao Mei Mei.(Mei Mei = younger sister)
Who'd have thought that a bank robbery would happen?
I really- I really deeply regret.
But you haven't picked up my calls these couple days.
I, Big Brother Zhong, was really feeling very, very worried.
What smell is that? Why is there the stinky smell of urine?
Ah Meng, do you smell it?
Use more strength! Are you an old man?
A-La-Spray!
- Hey, Cheng Yu Shu, you-- Xiao Shu,
say why did we meet such a disgusting creature early in the morning? We'd better hurry and leave.
Yao Mei Mei, it was just an accident.
I mean, look at me. I've washed my body, and thrown those clothes away.
Then what should we do? Maybe you're going to smell like this for the rest of your life. You won't be able to wash it off no matter what.
- NO! That won't happen!- It will.
Xiao Shu, why did you have to bring it up?
In that urine accident, I was a victim, too.
- If Zhong Ping Liang found out-- Relax.
This matter, whether now or in the future, no one will know about it.
Lin Yi, if I don't give you a lesson today, my surname isn't Zhong.
But...
how would they know that I was sprayed by urine?
That's not right. Couldn't be-Xiao Nai, Pao Fu!
- Brother Liang!- Brother Liang!
Brother Li-Li-Liang! We're innocent!
Brother Liang! We really weren't the ones to say that you were sprayed by urine!
- He's here. He's here.- Is that Lin Yi?
- Yes, that's him!- I heard that he's the one who selflessly stood in front and protected Chu Meng Yao.
What's up with them again?
I saw the news. I didn't expect you to be such a man.
A knight in shining armour. You saved the two school beauties of Song University.
You're really incredible right now.
This is bad. Now I can't even stay low-profile. It'll be hard to carry out my mission in the future.
I really trusted the right person. In the future, if you have any problems, come find the Fifth Master in Song University.
Fifth Master? Why haven't I heard you mention him before? Who is he?
Me!
It's just that I'm more low-profile, and not a lot of people know about it.
Make sure you don't tell anyone.
Who's the Fifth Master? Move aside!
G-G-Go away!
Brother Liang, please.
Who's the Fifth Master?
Brother Liang, you heard wrong.
I heard very clearly. Fifth Master. Who is it?
What I meant to say is that Lin Yi rose to the occasion and acted righteously.
He could, grudgingly, be considered as the Fifth Master of Song University.
You! If you're a man, come up to the rooftop at noon.
Actually, I've always liked guys.
If you don't reply to Brother Liang, c-could it be that you're scared?
Even if you can hide at first, you can't keep hiding all the time.
Okay then. See you at noon.
[This will be fun]
"Feng Xiao Xiao giggles, the water at Yi Shui is cold."
"The brave warrior goes and never returns."
Xiao Xiao, according to the news, the new student saved Chu Meng Yao.
I sense that he's rather capable; you won't be bored in future.
Do you want me to go meet him first?
No rush. Let Second Master and Third Master play with him first. Let's see what he's got.
Then let's have a bet. The bet will be an ice-cream. I bet that the new student will win.
Do you look down that much on Second and Third Master?
There's nothing great about those two dirtbags.
The new student...
Don't let me wait too long. I look forward to meeting you a lot.
Good god, isn't this the hardest medical books section?
How could Lin Yi-
Keen to learn and continues to strive for excellence even after attaining excellence
It's him.
Who in the world is he?
Classmate, are you okay? Why are they bullying you again?
Busybody.
What did you say?
If you keep trying to get revenge, when will the vicious cycle end? It'd have been fine if I just got punched a couple times.
Strange. He's obviously capable of winning over them, why doesn't he fight back?
This is bad. It's about to act up.
I need to hurry and leave this place.
What happened? Was he feeling unwell?
What was he looking for?
[Capability, Mutation Power, Attack]
What's going on? His breathing is very erratic. I sensed his power just now, too.
Who in the world is he? Why does he have such erratic power in him?
You dare stand us up?!
Wow! Why did you guys get so burnt?
It's a-all your fault!
Noon? Rooftop? Sorry. I forgot.
No matter whether it's God himself, or deities. No one can stop me from beating the crap out of you today!
If you guys want to fight, and all that violence, find someone else. I've been well-educated.
How about this? I'll treat you guys to some tea, to cool your tempers-
Shut up! Let's not go to the rooftop anymore. Let's deal with this right here.
Don't say that I'm bullying the weak.
Why don't we do this? I'll let you have three strikes first.
Three strikes.
How about I let you start first?
Brother Liang, do you think there's a hole in this fool's brain?
Brother L-Liang, give him a lesson.
Say, Lin Yi, aren't you an interesting guy?
If you didn't provoke me first, I might have even considered taking you as one of my lackeys.
Come. Give me what you've got. One, two, three. Three strikes.
- Is this a good idea?- Are you a girl? Procrastinating so much.
Come!
My apologies.
Brother Liang! This is too much!
What's the situation now? I didn't even get a good look!
Brother Liang! Brother Liang!
Brother Liang!
Brother Liang! Get up!
Taking the lead to get rid of bullies.
- Didn't Uncle Fu bring dinner today?- He did.
- Where is it?- We ate it all.
- Hey! I haven't eaten yet.- Did anyone set the rules to say that we have to leave food for you?
What's wrong with these two people today? As if they ate explosives.
Forget it. I'll cook on my own.
[What's with it being all empty?]
General!
Where's the Awe-Inspiring General?
It just so happened that he's gone overseas for vacation.
What?! Where did he go?
He went back to his hometown, Germany. I promised Awe-Inspiring General.
Every winter, I'll let him go back home to spend Christmas.
Did that dog have to do this? All my clothes were destroyed by him!
And he's actually having a leisurely Christmas in Germany?!
[You have a problem with me having a vacation?]
It's all footprints.
- Ohh... Isn't this your favorite style?
What the sh*t is that?
- Footprints.- What's that?
Couldn't be? You guys couldn't have-
I'm only left with this.
You really cannot afford to provoke women.
Brother Human Shield is in for it this time.
That's right! If I don't give him a lesson, I won't be appeased.
But Xiao Shu, if so, he's only left with that one piece of clothing.
Are we going too far?
Couldn't be. Just like that and you feel sorry for him?
No! Who feels sorry for him? I'm going to sleep first.
- This is too hard to believe.- Take a look at him. How could he end up like this?
- He got beaten up?- Who dealt with him?
Ow! F*ck!
Where couldn't you hit? Why did you have to hit my face?
In the future, how am I to use my looks to earn a living?
"Feng Xiao Xiao giggles, the water at Yi Shui is cold. Third Master left and did not return."
He was knocked out so easily?
This new guy is interesting.
- You owe me an ice-cream.- When did I promise you?
Situ Jiong, you're shameless.
As long as it's not cold food, I'll promise you anything.
If it's not cold food,
I don't want anything else.
Xiao Xiao,
I don't want to let you go so early.
What are we to do now?
- R-R-R-Ru-- That's right!
Before Brother Liang comes, we'd better hurry and run.
Xiao Nai! Pao Fu!
Where are you guys going?
- Brother Liang.- Brother Liang.
Brother Liang.
W-W-We didn't manage to protect you, and c-c-caused your imperial body to get injured.
It's your humble servants' fault.
But Brother Liang, this news, via the school's discussion forums,
has been rapidly spreading to all the students and teachers in school.
In your humble servant's opinion, it's better that you take the day off, and go back to your palace to rest your imperial body.
Y-Y-Yes!
Hey! Take a look. It's Zhong Ping Ling and gang.
It's really them! Hurry and take a photo! We just caught a wild Zhong Ping Liang.
Don't take photos! Don't take photos! Are you guys crazy?
Don't take photos! Don't take photos! Put them down! Put them down!
Hey! You guys! Are you done taking photos?
Are you done laughing?
- Xiao Nai! Pao Fu!- Here!
Go check the CCTV. Whoever laughed at us,
we'll go pay him a visit; whoever took a photo,
we'll make them eat shit!
Still not leaving? Do you want to eat shit?
Eat shit! Eat shit!
Who cares? Do you think I'm scared of you guys?
Just that Lin Yi, and you want to defeat me? Who am I?
Brother Liang!
We've been living in fear every day. Hating this world,
in which human relationships are weak and easily broken, and people's attitudes waver according to your success.
But now, we, who have no one to protect us, have no need to fear anymore.
Because our saviour has appeared!
On behalf of those who have no stand in this school, he helped us to seek justice.
He spoke up for justice, and defeated the bully in school.
He is... Lin Yi!
Lin Yi! Lin Yi! Lin Yi!
Lin... Yi. Lin... Yi.
Of course! Those who join Help One Another
Yi's Good Looking Club,
will be promised three things.
One: You will be promised to be able to come and leave school safely.
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All students who need it, come get the application form from me!
Rest assured. The first thirty students who sign up,
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Don't rush! Don't rush! There's enough for everyone. One for everybody.
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Brother Liang! Brother Liang!
When a gentleman seeks revenge, t-t-te
Ten what ten? It's "When a gentleman seeks revenge, ten years isn't too late." There's no need to rush it now.
Th-That's right.
A bunch of lackeys.
I'll be back!!!
What's this got to do with us? We're just buying soysauce*.(An expression to mean that it's not your business, and you're just passing by)
That's right.
Brother Yi. Brother Yie.
Brother Bo, what's up?
Please don't call me Brother Bo.
I was blind, and actually had the audacity to call myself "Brother Bo" in front of you.
Please allow Xiao Di* to respectfully call you Brother Yi.(Xiao = small; Di = younger brother)
You've helped Song University get rid of a scourge.
It can be said that this news has rocked the school, you've securely taken over the Third Master's position.
So Xiao Di has decided to start a fan club for you.
Right now, it can be said that it was an unprecedented grand occasion, and the application forms have all been snatched up.
Take a look. Take a look.
I was the first one to sign up.
Brother Bo...
Zhong Ping Liang still dares to come to school?
Look at his nose! It's really as the rumors said, like a homeless stray dog.
- Get in the queue.- Hey! Move aside!
Classmate! Move aside!
These people!
Big Master is here!
Big Master is here! Big Master is here!
He's the Second Master in the Four Masters. He usually uses underhand methods.
You guys are right. If he doesn't want to leave, then we'll make him unable to leave even if he wants to.
It's that commoner school beauty, Tang Yun.
Yi Er, let's practice the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra. Hurry and take off our clothes.
Sixty. I think that my girlfriend will be very happy.
Yun Yun, who fell for your charms again?
♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
♫ I need a hug, as long as I'm not lonely. ♫
♫ I don't need a tall and handsome one. I'm not picky. ♫
♫ Hey boy across from me, I'm a good girl. ♫
♫ When I see you, my heart beats like thump, thump, thump. ♫
♫ A deer caught in headlights, I can't bear it anymore. ♫
♫ I never knew love was so magical. ♫
♫ I've already been burned by love's flames. ♫
♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, hurry and kiss me. ♫
♫ I'm your love life. ♫
♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, hurry and pat me. ♫
♫ You are my love impulse. ♫
♫ I'm so lonely, so lonely, so lonely. I hate it. ♫
♫ I'm lonely to death. Love you. ♫